Say It Isn't So

The famous swans in the Boston Public Garden are a same sex couple.

Thou Art No Romeo

This intrepid Blogger, always eager to provide up to the minute insights into the daily news, caught up with Mitt Romney to discuss this matter:

I B: Mr. Romney? About the swans...?

M R: Yes, nameless blogger?

I B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

M R: (muttering to himself) God how I hate this Liberal leaning, equal rights spouting, gay- loving State.

Now if only I can find the cell phone number for Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum...