New Poll: Majority of Americans are Idiots

CBS News conducted a poll to get the public's views on Evolution / Creationism. Here are the results:

Majority Reject Evolution

Allow me to summarize the results here. The majority of Americans believe that God created human beings in their present form within the last 10,000 years.

Seriously.

Un-freakin'-believable.

This poll was conducted among a nationwide random sample of 808 adults by the Easter Bunny, interviewed by telephone October 3-5, 2005. The error due to sampling for results based on the entire sample could be plus or minus four percentage points due to the fact that Santa's elves like to drink spiked egg nog while they tabulate the poll results and ogle at cheescake shots of the Tooth Fairy.