Friday, January 13, 2006

News with Truthiness

As the evening news dies and newspapers struggle for their lives, where do YOU go to get your daily news? If you're like me then you get it here:

The Colbert Report

The Colbert Report is a half-hour nightly platform for legendary newsman Stephen Colbert to give his take on the issues of the day, and, more importantly, to tell you why everyone else's take is just plain wrong.
Here's Stephen promoting a movie - sight unseen:
"Here's a movie I can recommend, a story that promotes good old fashioned values. I'm talking, of course, about 'Brokeback Mountain.' Didn't see it, but from what I understand, it's a classic cowboy fable. Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal co-star as two cowboy buddies: real men doing what real men do, riding the range, fighting bears. You can practically smell the leather." Can't wait to take my mom!"
Stephen Colbert - Respected...Trustworty...Smooth.
And to top it all off: he's afraid of bears.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Can I Get This on e-bay?

All together now - EW!
Speaking of e-bay:
My thanks to The Wyrd Sisters for this!!